The Most Unbearable Time of the Year

I cannot wait for the holidays to be over.  At this time of year I am reminded of the many years my parents forced to me to attend the Christmas Eve service at our local Christian church during which I would doodle on the program and try to convince them that I believed in Jesus just about as much as I believed in Santa Claus.  This is the most unbearable time of the year for me because of all the holier than thou Christians  to celebrate their gaudy, materialistic holiday.  Their propaganda is blaring over the loudspeakers in every department store, nativity scenes are littering lawns everywhere.  Why do Christians feel that they have to be so forceful in their beliefs?  Why can't they practice a little humility and worship to themselves?  No, the materialistic Christians are not satisfied unless they have the most ridiculous display of faith in the neighborhood.  Bah Humbug!